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>>15
cowo melindungi cewe dari apa? apakah dari maling, rampok, pembunuh?
jaman skarang kan uda susah ketemu mahluk2 ajaib yang ingin memakan
cewe?

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

^ ^taken from LOL

Behind every successful man, there is a
woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there
are two.

dari LOL lagi

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

ini buat semua engineer , dari LOL

>>18
Wah, disini diajarin Manufer nyadarin orang (lupa nama ilmiahnya apa ^^)
Kalo ada orang pingsan. maka:
1.  panggil dengan keras (AANNNAAA!!!) katanya sekalian supaya orang laen
tau juga ada orang pingsan. Katanya kalo ga sadar diteriaki kadang sadar
        masih belum? gunakan cara 2
2. goyang-goyang bahu, ati-ati lehernya kalo cedera nanti digoyang malah
patah (waduu ^^;)
      masih belum juga? gunakan cara 3
3. Nah, tampar / geplok geplok agak keras deh pipinya,
ato cubit lengan bawahnya dengan tingkat kebencian yang cukup. Otak
paling peka sama rangsang sakit sih.

^^Sorri sedikit doang  nyambungnya, jadi kalo co mukul ce (+ sebaliknya)
waktu kondisi 3 berarti bagus. Kondisi laen ga setuju aku

>>24
Huahaha ^o^. Buat engineer na, tapi jangan kasi liat ke lawyer, nanti
anna di-sue, masuk "perilaku tidak menyenangkan" ^^

Ini bagus teman teman , dibaca

THE QUESTION

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

- What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810

Ini jawaban dari satu orang cowo

THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

Update: This article has made the world news on the BBC, and on the New York Times.

wakakakakak

this world needs more people like him

lho koq ada si kalong?? register gih, post cerita2 lu jg, biasanya rame gelo gelo.. hehehe

kalong tuh sapa yah?

saya sedang bete,
bete saya sedang
sedang saya bete
saya bete sedang
sedang bete saya

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percayalah bahwa sebenarnya hidup ini sangat.........................................................
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menyebalkan.

>>34
Tenanglah Anna, karena

"saya sedang bete,
bete saya sedang
sedang saya bete
saya bete sedang
sedang bete saya"
pun sedang saya alami.

Karena baru saja berkomunikasi dengan orang yang rajin ke gereja,
ke mana2 ngomongin tuhan, tapi ngomongnya cukup kasar dan
berkata saya parasit dan berkata "kalo mau berantem jangan di
telepon" pada saya pada saat saya tanya besok mau ngapain kumpulin
orang2 di gereja.

>>34
>>35

tenanglah semua, karna biarpun ada yg betein tetep ada orang yg pengen kalian ga bete
ada teman2, jadi klo bete ingat teman2 saja, ato telp mama, biasa bisa berkurang bete

sedikit cerita...

aku selalu sebel sama OI, tapi ini ada satu OI yg bikin kesan bagusI.
OI nya tinggal di blok ku.

Waktu itu aku pulang indo n sampai hall udah malam banget,
koperku berat dan aku harus angkut sendirian ,
orang orang yg kenal liat lewat lewat aja cm hallo,
tapi OI ini berenti terus bantu angkut sampai ke depan kamar.

terus lagi tiap kali aku turun ke lounge buat belajar ,
dia suka ada lagi nonton tivi.
dia bakalan langsung kecilin suaranya karena takut ganggu orang.

terus sekali aku lagi bete banget
dan nangis di pinggir tangga,
orang orang pada lewat lewat.
OI ini lagi naik tangga pas liat aku langsung berenti dan mau nyamperin
aku blg aku gapapa ga usah.

terus lagi pas aku jatuh keseleo,
dia blg dia ada obat dari india yg super kuat , panas banget,
sebentar juga sembuh.
dia mau kasi au obatnya,
tapi aku blg aku ga kuat balsam

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setelah kenal sama dia aku jadi merasa OI ada yg baik juga.
yang ini bahkan baik banget ,
jadi yah ....
lebih baik jgn terlalu rasis.
hohoho ^ ^

>>26
hahahaha setuju gawat jgn ditunjukin lawyer?^^'''

halo kenalan dong,
Anna Karolina temen yuku?
kuliah di mana?

di singapore juga,
kamu di mana yah?